iamneurotic:

Some times you have to be neurotic to prevent yourself from doing terrible things.

Wanna know other reasons why being neurotic ain’t so bad?  i am neurotic (and so are you) …and it makes the perfect stocking stuffer because it’s that perfect size.

I do this. I also hold very tight to the steering wheel when driving over a bridge, because I’m sure I’m going to swerve and drive off the side.